Top 5 Movies that Everyone Secretly Loves
Deny it all you want. We all know you secretly pine over these poorly produced programs. They're some of the best worst entertainment out there!
5. Bill Nye movies
…maybe it’s just because they always provided you with a break from real class during school, but you suspect that’s not the real reason—let’s just admit it, we all love the Bill Nye movies, from the catchy, pop tune at the beginning, the chanting of “Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill!” and the weird sound effects and voices that answer Bill’s rhetorical questions. Was anyone else as mad as I was when they found out that Bill’s not a real scientist? You should be.
4. Clueless
I’ll be the first to admit that I had no idea that this was a parody when I first saw it (I was 10 years old, give me a break). And I wanted Cher’s life. Badly. This year, I took a Jane Austen class and learned that it’s actually a spin-off of Austen’s book, Emma. I took that as an okay for me to skip reading Emma and just base my exam answers on the movie.
3. Disney channel original movies
…at least in my circle of friends, it’s now cool to admit to loving Disney channel original movies. Among the top favorites are Hocus Pocus, Brink!, all of the Zenon sequels, Johnny Tsunami, and Pixel Perfect. That one where the house came alive and physically abused all those people in it.
2. The Mary Kate and Olsen movies
Don’t even get me started. I’m going to break out the VCR the moment that I get home and watch Passport to Paris. Among other favorites are It Takes Two, Billboard Dad, Switching Goals, Our Lips are Sealed, Holiday in the Sun, and When in Rome. That one Full House movie they never released where you find out all those weird voices Uncle Joey does are actually his seven different personailites.
1. Anything Pauly Shore has ever been in...
Watching a handul of Mr. Shore's films makes you wonder what people were thinking during the first half of the 90s. If you haven't seen any of the films on Pauly's IMDB page, please don't.
-Emily and The Baker
