Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t do on a Date
For Guys
5. Swear a lot
You're taking her to a fancy place, and I'm sure the parents of the seven year old behind you won't appreciate it either.
4. Be picky at the restaurant
You don’t like dressing on your salad? You want the chef to cut the edges off your meat? You won’t eat fish? Rice bothers you? REALLY!!!!?
3. Tip poorly
18% minimum. You know what they say about bad tippers…
2. Tell dirty jokes
There’s really no reason for you to be bringing up anything related to #1 or #2. In fact, go to the bathroom before the date just to be safe. Get it out of your system entirely.
1. Flirt with the waitress
You know who else has flirted with her? Every other guy EVER! This one is really just common sense.
For Girls
5. Talk about past relationships
Sure, the waiter might be your ex-boyfriend. He knows things are cool between the two of you after you tried to run him over with your Jeep last week. Just try not to mention it.
4. Order the most expensive thing on the menu
Do you really need the Ultimate Seafood plate? You can either have Maine lobster or king crab. Flip a coin.
3. Text
Nothing turns a guy on more than knowing with certainty that you're having a conversation with someone else about every five mintues.
2. Chew with your mouth open
If he wanted to see what your food looked like chewed up, he’d ask. If he DOES ask you to show him your chewed up food, you should probably take your heels off and start running.
1. Order shirts from CreateMyTee.com
I know its easy, and the artwork process is amazing, and shipping is free, and the turn around times are lightning fast, and they have super competitve prices, but he's a really nice guy. Wait till after.
