Top 5 Things to Give Your Mom for Mother's Day
Sunday is the big day. Why not pull out all the stops for her gift this year!?
5. A reason to take care of you
Scrape your knee, catch a cold, have a nightmare, swallow too much bleach. Whatever you feel will require the most amount of love.
4. A coupon for hugs that never expires
Just make sure she doesn’t lose it, otherwise you’ll be hugging a stranger (for free) for the rest of your life.
3. An elaborate high five designed specifically for her.
Fist bump, high five, low five, fist pound, chest bump, forehead kiss, then lock pinkies. As long as it ends in a hug she should like it.
2. Brunch in bed
The hybrid meal no longer need be tied to country clubs or established eateries. Let your mom sleep in while you blend the delicious elements of breakfast and lunch into the most decadent meal every enjoyed in a horizontal position.
Put yourself in a box and ship yourself to your mom’s house. Make sure you pack enough food and water to survive the standard shipping process.