Today is Fat Tuesday. For some, it marks the beginning of Lent. For others, it’s a day where they get to fill their stomachs with a jelly filled dessert known as the Paczki. You don’t need to know how to pronounce it to enjoy it. This list is for anyone who wants to erase this day from his or her waist line.
5. Run home tonight.
Yes, you’re going to be sore tomorrow, but no one is going to know you had your fill of jelly-filled goodness today.
4. Instead of brushing your teeth tonight, do crunches.
I figure since the things you eat go into your stomach, giving your abdomen a workout will destroy any unwanted mass you’ve accumulated today.
3. Instead of eating breakfast tomorrow, do crunches.
See previous entry for logic.
2. Eat your weight in celery.
Celery is a unique food. Unlike every other foodstuff you put in your mouth, celery takes more calories to eat than it adds to your frame. Stalk up on celery and start eating!
1. Instead of eating your weight in celery, just do some crunches.
Celery might be crunchy from a texture perspective, but it’s not as effective as doing an actual crunch.