5. Stop caring about football.
Why set yourself up for potential disappointment when the team you favor loses? If you take away the game, you still have a room full of people sitting around a TV looking to have a good time.
4. Start caring about commercials. A LOT.
Commercial lovers huddle around their TVs with as much, IF NOT MORE, enthusiasm than football fans. The big question is, how is Doritos going to top themselves this year?!
3. Seven varieties of dip.
Cheese, Salsa, Guacamole, Spinach, Onion, French, and to finish strong, take the six previously mentioned dips and mix them into one large bowl during the final two minutes of the game.
2. Take a nap before the game.
There isn't much to this one. Nobody likes being tired.
1. Download Beyonce’s entire discograpgy.
Everybody loves singing along to the half time show. She only has four solo albums so this is more manageable than it sounds.